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You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
You don't need a TV and VCR to watch the movies.
You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.
You know all the forms in which it's been released (theater, Pan & Scan video, Letterbox, Laserdisc, THX, special edition, etc.) and know the differences between them.
You can recite *all* the dialogue from the entire trilogy.
You quote the trilogy at apropos moments.
You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
You are reading this list.
You shell out 10 bucks for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.
When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"
You know the names of all major cast members and what they're doing now.
You have a list of major bloopers and inside jokes in your head.
You would feed yourself to the rancor if it meant finding out the name of Anakin's wife.
You're always game to hear the latest rumor about the new films.
Even if you don't buy the spinoff material, you know it's out there, who wrote it, who published it, and you can probably give a synopsis of it.
You can pick more nits out of a spinoff novel than Lucas himself.
You hunt through ROTJ frame-by-frame searching for the shoe.
You have gone over ANH and ESB frame-by-frame, just in case someone put a shoe in there, too.
You think John Williams is the greatest composer ever lived.
You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into any of those "Classical Collections"...
You make lists like "101 Uses for An Ewok," OR "Signs You May Be a SW Addict!" (no comment)
Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars.
Your friends regularly quiz you on SW factoids.
Whenever you buy a new appliance, you always make sure and get that one that speaks Bocce.
You know more about the major characters' personalities than Lucasfilm does.
When something is just out of your reach, you close your eyes and try to "force" it into your hand.
When your professor hands you back a paper and says, "Commas are your weakness," you retort, "And your faith in your friends is yours!!"
You know all the words to that Ewok song.
Everytime someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."
You insist on telling people the odds about everything!
People tell you to stop saying, "I have a bad feeling about this" so often.
You are counting the days until movie one of the prequels.
You can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.
You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
When you experience insomnia, you begin counting nerf.
You know what a nerf is.
You see the line, "A long time ago..." and actually wonder what they're doing now.
Whenever you see a cinnamon bun, you can't help but think of princess Leia!
You bet your friends on how many times the band will play the Imperial March at a football game.
Yoda and Ben appear to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.
When you put Star Wars in the VCR and push play, it's like you're being transported to another world.
Someone mentions being abducted by little green men and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing!
You find yourself discussing characters from the books and movies as if they were actually old friends of yours.
You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.
You have a pet named after one of the characters.
You have a child named after one of the characters or stars.
You truly believe you are strong in the Force.
A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
When you get in trouble your parents know that the only effective method of punishment is to take away your privilege to watch Star Wars.
You dream about Star Wars, both at night and during the day.
When you read Star Wars books, you can see it happening in your head.
You can't quote a line from the trilogy without acting like the person who actually said it!
You've actually assembled a working lightsaber.
You search swamps looking for Jedi Masters.
You refer to your mother-in-law as "the Hutt."
You listen to the Imperial Theme for inspiration.
You listen to any other Star Wars music for inspiration.
You are still reading this list! :)
You have Star Wars checks.
You send a shoe to George Lucas, hoping it will make it in his next film!
You can contribute at least 3 new ideas to this list.
You truly believe there really is a Lando System, they just haven't found it yet.
When stuck in a compromising situation you: a) attempt the Force "choke"; b) plead out loud for Ben's help; c) brag that you're a Jedi Knight and tell people not to underestimate your powers.
You argue with friends/relatives about which movie you're going to watch.
You've ever made a telephone answering machine message pertaining to Star Wars.
Obi-Wan is your only hope.
You know more about the history of Tatooine than you do Earth.
You finish every sentence with "may the Force be with you."
You refer to your trash can as R2-D2.
You call your piece of shit car, "Millenium Falcon."
When someone makes fun of your car you retort, "but it's the fastest hunk-a-junk in the galaxy."
You demanded a recount on the Oscar ballot for Best Picture, 1977.
You use a Star Wars quote to get out of every sticky situation you come in to.
You're convinced that you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than at a Star Trek convention.
You refer to the movies in the form of acronyms and episode numbers - and you wonder who the hell was "kahn" and why he was so "wrathful."
You defend the acting of one Mark Hamill.
You wave your hand purposefully and "use the Force" to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors.
You dropped your religion to follow the teachings of Master Yoda.
You get pissed everytime you hear someone call a Jedi's coolest weapon a "lifesaver."
You wish there was a Wookiee Language Camp somewhere during the summer. (We'll give those Klingons a run for their money).
People at your nearest hardware store wish you would quit calling and asking if they have a lightsaber kit.
Your life dream is to be in or help make a Star Wars movie.
You think this list has some good ideas for fun things to do.
You buy Star Wars pez dispensers so you can have conversations with the characters.
You have over 45 Star Wars books.
You silently laughed when all the former Star Wars mockers started talking about it at school after the Special Editions were released.
You provoke other chatters on the internet into trivia battles.
You hold protests in front of Star Trek conventions.
You can speak Bocce.
When you don't like the conversation, you shoot your phone.
If your friends don't great you with "Greetings almighty Jedi princess who will one day find the real Luke Skywalker who really does live in a galaxy far, far away and you and he will get married and live in a nice little house on Endor and raise fat jedi babies," you kill them with the immitation lightsaber you mad e in electronics class.
Your New Year's resolution is to do at least half of the things on this list.
You actually read this entire list and then thought it would be fun to add to it.
You think Admiral Ozzel should have been given another chance.
You printed this list to share with your friends.
The people at Toys-R-Us know you by first name.
Your vacuum cleaner is named R2-D2.
Fourth gear in your car is labeled "light speed."
You once participated in a raid on a Star Trek chat room.
You know the number of the trash compactor on the Death Star.
You have ever felt a great disturbance in the Force.
You have a goatee in the shape of the rebel insignia.
When you're looking through your drawer for that other black sock, you aid your search by telling yourself, "Lock on to the strongest power source, it SHOULD be the power generator."
When riding your bike, you look behind you and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the petal with your right toe.
You've pretended the orange in your lunchbox was a thermal detonator, and thought about using it to get a better price at the milk counter.
You made your Kenner Darth Vader figure a "proper" cloak out of cloth, to replace the cheap vinyl one he came with.
You keep the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones.
Whenever you go anywhere outside with your friends, you always walk single file, to hide your numbers.
You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line.
In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown out of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"
You won your car playing sabacc and made a lot of special modifications yourself.
You believe there really is a Lando System, they just haven't found it yet!
You've ever called somebody "laserbrain" - and meant it.
You once used fishing line to try the snow speeder - tow cables maneuver on your cat.
When you and a friend have been on one of those amusement park rides where you had to sit back to back, and you started calling him Dack and told him to stop whining about his approach vector.
Whenever your mother asked you to babysit your little brother, you always instilled confidence by replying, "leave him to me. I will deal with him myself."
When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remark, "the Force is strong with this one."

On Halloween, you would never dress as one of the following:

Luke
Han Solo
Leia
Vader
Chewie
Threepio
Artoo

However, you would dress as:

Wedge
Porkins
Crix Madine
that spider droid from Jabba's palace
that fat dancer from Jabba's palace
Sy Snootles
Imperial Death Star firing officers (dorky hat patrol)
Wuher (Mos Eisley Cantina bartender)
The Dianoga (sewer monster)
Boba Fett!
An Imperial probe droid

You always keep a bowl filled with live three-legged frogs next to your bed, just in case you want a snack.
As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
You actually CAN move things with the Force.
You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick.
You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa now."
When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you accept his apology.
You tell people that you are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
When you've waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident.
The girl you've been going out with suddently tells you she loves you and you said, "I know."
You bought Wing Commander III and/or IV just because Mark Hamill was in it!
You composed lyrics to the SW theme.
You tried to create your own Yoda puppet out of a green sock and some buttons.
You have lightsaber duelled with cardboard tubes, rolled up periodicals, or common garden vegetables.
When nobody else is around, you've seriously tried to draw something into your hand with the Force.
You've used one of Solo's lines in an intimate situation.
You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers' license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spelled Wookiee with only one "e."
You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir, droids."
You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."
Everytime you put a glove on your right hand you say... "that's right, Artoo. We're going to the Dagobah System. I have a promise to keep to an old friend."
You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi.
You tried to make your own lightsaber.
You've gotten into a fist fight with a Trekkie.
You told family and friends that your children LOVE Star Wars, even though they really don't, just so you can play with the toys!
You bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name!
You've been pulled over by a cop for speeding and the only excuse you can come up with has something to do with either hydro-spanners, alluvial-dampers, or hyperdrive-motivators.
While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in.
When someone enters your house that you don't like, you point at them and exclaim, "We don't serve their kind here!"
You've ever been jipped of your change by a store clerk and said, "Hey! What are you trying to push on me?"
You've ever gotten a hold of an answering machine message and said, "TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?"
You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke."
You've ever roped off your Star Wars Action Figure collection, claiming it to be an independent nation.
You dressed in a costume to see the Special Editions at the theater.
You put on a glow-in-the-dark-condom, hum and pretend you are a lightsaber.
If you've ever used a Star Wars cardboard cutout in your window as an anti-theft device.
You waited in line for 3 hours at 3pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th 1999 to get advance tickets to see The Phantom Menace on opening day.