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I find your lack of pants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW
General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. --Darth Vader, ESB
I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home... --Luke, SW
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. --Han and Luke, SW
You are unwise to lower your pants. --Darth Vader, RJ
You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark. --Han, ESB
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. --Han, RJ
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational! --Lando, RJ
I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. --Leia, SW
A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW.
Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ
Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness. --Han, SW
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. --Greedo, SW
Short pants is better than no pants at all. --Han, RJ
Pants not make one great. --Yoda, ESB
I sense the conflict within you, let go of your pants! --Luke, RJ
Pants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB
That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their pants when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. --Han, SW
I love pants. I know. --Han and Leia, RJ
Watch it kid or you're gonna find your pants floating home. --Han, SW
I thought pants smelled bad on the outside. --Han, ESB
Your pants, you will not need them. --Yoda, ESB
Your pants. They'll have to wait outside, we don't want them here. --Wuher, SW
How long have you had these pants? About three or four seasons. They're up for sale if you want them. --Stormtrooper, Luke, and Ben, SW
Search your pants, you know it to be true. --Darth Vader, ESB
The Force is strong in my pants. --Luke, RJ
Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it. --Luke, SW
I want them alive. No pants. --Darth Vader, ESB
Twilight is upon me, and soon pants must fall. That is the way of things, the way of the Force. --Yoda, RJ
Bounty Hunters. We don't need their pants. --Piett, ESB
What's the cargo? Only passengers. Myself, the pants, two droids...and no questions asked. --Han and Ben, SW
You'll have to sell your pants. That's okay, I'm never coming back to this planet again. --Ben and Luke, SW
There'll be no pants to stop us this time. --Darth Vader, SW
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm. --Yoda, ESB
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants. --Luke, RJ
My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of? --Han, ESB.
There aren't enough pants in your life. --Han, ESB
I happen to like nice pants. --Leia, ESB
Yes. Yes. Pants would be a great asset. --Palpatine, ESB
Good, I hate long pants. --Han, RJ
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her pants! --Vader, SW
Look sir, pants. --Davin Felth, SW
Pants leak, very dangerous. --Han, SW.
The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater pants. --Kenobi, SW.
Pants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. --Leia, SW.
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your pants. --Kenobi, SW
I need your pants, Luke. She needs your pants. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. --Kenobi, SW
The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands. --Vader, SW
You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them. --Leia, ESB
What have you done to my pants? Your pants? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square. --Lando and Han, ESB
Captain, being pantsed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia, ESB.
Through the pants, things you will see. --Yoda, ESB.
Bring my pants. --Vader, ESB(non-special edition).
I'll never pants you! --Luke, ESB.
Guards. Pants us. --Palpatine, RJ.
These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their pants. --Kenobi, SW.
The pants of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. --Palpatine, ESB.
We have powerful pants. You're going to regret this... --Leia, RJ
We would be honoured if you would pants us. --Vader, ESB
All pants prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark. --Ackbar, RJ.
Get your pants, take her back to base. --Stormtrooper, RJ.
Pull up! All pants pull up! --Lando, RJ
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my pants. --Luke, RJ
Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you? And well you should not. --Yoda, ESB
I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't pants me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now. --Luke, RJ
He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the pants. --Threepio, RJ.
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. --Leia, SW.
These aren't the pants you're looking for. --Kenobi, SW.
Yes...your pants betray you. --Vader, RJ.
I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. --Luke, ESB.
Mudhole? Slimy?! My pants this is! --Yoda, ESB.
Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need pants. --Palpatine, RJ.
Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your pants have now betrayed her too. --Vader, RJ.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for pants. --Yoda, ESB.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. --Yoda, ESB.
Only your pants can destroy me. --Vader, ESB.
Between his pants and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here! --Luke, SW.
I do believe they think I'm some sort of pants. --Threepio, RJ.
I got pants! I got pants! Great kid, don't get cocky! --Luke and Han, SW.
No, stay and help you I will. Find your pants, hmm? --Yoda, ESB.
I got my own pants. --Lando, ESB.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. --Han, ESB.
I don't know where you get your pants, laserbrain. --Leia, ESB.
Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough. --Kenobi, SW.
Would you forget it? I already pantsed it, it's magnetically sealed. --Luke, SW.
Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your pants. --Luke, RJ.
The mighty Jabba asks why he must pants fifty thousand. --Threepio, RJ.
Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your pants is yours. --Luke and Palpatine, RJ.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants. --Han, SW.
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to pants you. --Luke, SW.
Pants me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! --Vader, ESB.
I want that ship, not pants. --Vader, ESB.
It's against my programming to pants a deity. --Threepio, RJ.
I can't leave you here, I've got to pants you. You already have, Luke. --Luke and Vader, RJ.
But these are my pants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free! --Leia, RJ.
I thought that I could pants him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. --Kenobi, RJ.
You're all clear, kid! Now let's pants this thing and go home! --Han, SW.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Pants you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. --Yoda, ESB.
Ben...why didn't you pants me? --Luke, ESB.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. --Vader, ESB.

NOTE: I found this list online somewhere, it was sometime later when I found a site made by the original "Star Wars Pantsers" so here is a link to their page, I just thought it was appropriate, and they have more quotes! Set up according to movies.. Original Star Wars Pants Website